LUCKNOW: in Ayodhya on the eve of 17th anniversary of the disputed structure demolition, the temple town is witnessing a campaign of a different kind. The magistrate’s office has been flooded with thousands of post cards sent by people demanding a solution to the Monkee menace — developing sanctuaries at 11 places to rehabilitate over 20,000 of the simian population in the Faizabad district. The response is huge and so has been the problem. While monkeys can be found all over Faizabad, their pop… Continue

In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!!
Moving through space and time, revisiting my past, it feels like old times in Atlanta. A far cry from how grown up North Carolina had become. Their still keeping it crunk down in the A at least! When we were kids we believed in a lot of things we have since grown out of. The tides of change have moved us in to a new age. The second decade in the 21st century will be marked with even greater change, even more scientific… Continue

Your Monkee Heritage; Children of the Monkee and the Ogress
The Tibetans have a creation myth that is closer to science and the truth than any other. In Tibetan mythology the human race began when a lowly Monkee was bestowed magical powers by the Buddhist deity Avalokiteshvara (The Buddha of Compassion). The Monkee wished to become an… Continue

Did you know your Monkee heritage extends into Central America where the Mayans had a Monkee god who (as the Baboon in Egypt) was the patron of the arts, music, writing and sculpture? In the Mayan Calendar, the Howler Monkee corresponds to knowledge of history and rituals, as well as prophecy. There is a fabled "Ciudad Blanca" in Honduras, dedicated to the Monkee God, but so far its location is unknown it is mentioned in pre-Columbian Toltec and Maya texts as "The ancient place where the aurora… Continue

Your Monkee Heritage; Babbons and Thoth
India and East Asia are not the exclusive holders of Monkee mythology; South America and Africa have their own tales of our people. The wisest of the Egyptian gods, was called Thoth (also known as Tehuti), the baboon and ibis god of the moon. Thoth was the god who overcame the curse of Ra, allowing Nut to give birth to her five children, with his skill at game… Continue